Despite being recently diagnosed with and hospitalized for emphysema, Amy Winehouse has already been photographed smoking a cigarette after leaving a London rehab center. David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio, told Us Weekly:

“She’s only 24 yet she has the lungs of an 80-year-old. She’s going to get fatigued [on stage] and have to rest with supplemental oxygen. It will dramatically effect her career. To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age.”

Lies, all lies about our beloved Amy! Besides the four years of college, four years of medical school, and three years of residency, what the fuck does this guy know? Damn charlatan. Amy’s gonna live to 100.*

*we’re talking about dog years