Heidi Montag’s New Single “Fashion”

Sad news after sad news! Heidi Montag’s new single “Fashion” has dropped onto the internet like a dirty bomb, and its infectious like anthrax. But at the same time, it’s the most hilarium thing I’ve heard since Heidi’s last single. Spencer Pratt raves:

“It’s the greatest song of my life.”

Seriously, are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag robots? If a human person had such bluffing skills to make that statement with a straight face, then why are you wasting all of our time with these ridiculous songs and not off making millions of dollars at poker? Go!

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