I was hoping the day would never come when I’d have to write these words: Amy Winehouse has a sex tape. A friend of the singer’s turned over a series of tapes to UK tabloid News of the World that show Amy getting down with fiancé Blake Fielder-Civil. According to the tabloid, the friend turned over the tapes in an attempt to show the world “just what power Blake wields in manipulating the vulnerable young star.” The tapes also shows Amy and a friend sitting in her living room (with drug paraphernalia strewn everywhere) singing a children’s song with her own added racist lyrics — but who cares about that — did you read the headline –Amy Winehouse has a freaking sex tape. News of the World says:

One [tape] shows a disinterested Amy pleasuring [Blake] with one hand while chatting matter-of-factly on a phone held in the other. There’s more shocking footage filmed in the public stairwell of a hotel. First Blake asks Amy to perform oral sex on him. A woozy-looking Amy asks: “Are you vidding (videoing)?” and Blake tells her to wink at the camera.

Our source said: “Blake’s clearly the instigator behind the idea of them having risky public sex. It looks like the camera was a new toy and he wanted to test it out.”

Amy and Blake were married May 18, 2007, so I suppose these could be consider their “honeymoon tapes.” Frightening thought, isn’t it?