Happy Anniversary, Winehouse!

Happy Anniversary, Winehouse!

Yesterday was Winehouse and Blaaake’s first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaake’s in the chokey and Winehouse’s skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.

Winehouse received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There’s no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.

You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it’s natural.

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