According to Splash, Britney Spears sleazy ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, is shopping around a sex tape staring himself and Britney during her heavily-crazy days. The pair reportedly shot the tape during their bizarre 24 hour trip to Rosarito, Mexico.

Although the tape is kink-free, Britney kept the shit wacko by insisting on keeping on her pink wig throughout their… lovemaking.

“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”

The insider claims this will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time. Can we please not call it a sex tape! The words Adnan, Britney and sex do not belong in the same sentence together. I don’t know if I can handle hearing Brit scream, “Ay Papi” while getting it from Adnan. Too much. I’ll just add that to my list of “Things I Do Not Want to See in My Lifetime”.