Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, so says her friend, designer Wayne Joffe. His evidence? The fact that she really really wants to bang Kanye West. Joffe told In Touch Weekly:

“Lindsay is friends with Sam [Ronson] — she isn’t a lesbian!” Lindsay, 21, was at Goa in LA on March 27 with Sam, 30, but the DJ was the furthest thing from her mind. “Lindsay was hitting on Kanye West. She was trying to talk to him all night until he finally asked her to join him at his table.”

“Hitting on Kanye West” simply means to me that the girl is prepared to fuck for tracks! In no way does that make me believe she isn’t a lesbian. I actually think she plays baseball as well as softball, if you know what I mean…