Paris Hilton pretended to look deeply spiritual by being photographed with a “monk” at the Urth Cafe over the weekend. A turn out the monk is an actor named Maxie Sullivan. Oh, Paris, you brilliant moron you. TMZ reports:

He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

I don’t think this comes as a surprise to anyone considering Paris is about as spiritual as my left testicle. Seriously why people are upset about this? Are you people retard enough to believe it was a Guru in the first place?