Heidi Montag, who’s famous for something (though I’m not quite sure what), just issued this unsettling statement regarding her step-brother’s death:

“I just loved him more than anything. He couldn’t wait to meet Spencer [Pratt]. He was very much a brother to me. He called me his sister, not his step sister. He was always like, ‘I love you! I have to meet Spencer and make sure he’s cool to you!’ Just like a brother.”

If I had a stepbrother who died, I would make sure to mention my fake TV show boyfriend at least twice in my statement to the media just like Montag did! Way to shame us Coloradoans, you insecure self-absorbed fake & hard-breasted nincompoop.