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A lot of people are saying that Ricky Martin is losing the hot. I say those people are losing their minds.

Jessica Alba was called a “sixth-grade slut” because she developed a chest at a young age! How terrible is that!? Specifically, The New York Post’s Page Six says:

JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age. She says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a slut?,” Alba recalls in “If I’d Known Then,” Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book of essays by female celebrities.

I don’t see a problem? Where I come from that’s a compliment. It’s better than being called “caca pants” by your classmates.

Alba adds: “Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21 . . . It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.”

Now… I’m not one to judge (you can wipe the coffee off your computer screen, I really did say that, but I didn’t mean it), but Jessica Alba is telling people to use birth control and condoms? This coming from a woman who is knocked up by a man that has supposedly cheated on her ass several times? That’s rich! Oh and Jessica, boys are also made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails! Didn’t you learn anything in school? Obviously not, because you were too busy being a sixth-grade slut!

Mischa Barton has been formally charged with driving under the influence, possession of 28.5 grams of marijuana (a misdemeanor) and being an unlicensed driver in connection with her arrest in West Hollywood on December 27, 2007.

The dumb bitch will be formally arraigned in Beverly Hills on February 28, but she is not required to make a court appearance at the time.

We know how this is going to play out. We’ve been through this before. The judge will make a big show of things and sentence her to like 10 million years. She’ll cry about it and say she’s ready to accept responsibility, but then she’ll serve exactly 7 seconds in the clink. She will waltz in, get her picture taken and then waltz out. She will then fade away until her next arrest, rehab visit, pregnancy or shotgun wedding. She’s so transparent.