Paris Hilton poses topless for the latest issue of 944 Magazine. I can’t tell if she’s trying to be sexy in these pictures, or really has to go to the bathroom. It’s like ” I’m Paris Hilton and I’ve got to piss like a race horse. Isn’t that hot?” It is official Paris Hilton will star in a new reality show on MTV where girls will compete to become her new best friend.Hilton said:

I”m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Hilton told In Touch. “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience.”

“It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,”

The group of woman selected for the show will live together in a house in L.A.

Paris looks like a slutty giraffe in the pictures.