This is my WTF moment for today. The hotness that is Orlando Bloom is apparently bored with his Victoria Secret model. Or maybe the model doesn’t appreciate a man who can pull off a blonde wig and tights. He is now rumored to be dating Rumer Egghead Willis. The Female First say:

“The 31-year-old actor was seen canoodling with 19-year-old Rumer - the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore - at Prince’s ‘purple’ Oscars party on Sunday. A source said: “The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn’t seem to care who saw them.”

I find it hard to believe that there is much interest between the two. Then again, maybe my prayers have been answered and Orlando is a straight up slut and won’t kick a slightly unattractive woman out of bed.