The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he’s put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but instantly removed them, but this one’s stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his real name!) announces his return, shows us how scared he is! I am really trying to figure out if he is for real and if his amusingly eccentric Britney tantrum was real. Some things he does seem a little too subtle even for a good YouTube stunt-puller - the dialect, stumbling over words etc. Does anyone else suspect that this is a performance by a snide hipster? Anyway, Chris, nothing kills your elfin androgynous cuteness like a healthy Fred Flintstonesque five o’clock shadow…honey get a shave!