During his sordid interview with Entertainment Tonight, Adnan Ghalib claimed he would marry Britney Spears if she proposed.

“Would anybody say no?”

Um, yeah, I think anyone who’s not into bipolar chicks with a hygiene problem would probably say no. Anyhow, Adnan claimed he and Britney had a pregnancy “scare” last week, but he firmly believes the singer would like to make babies with him. You know, to replace the old ones she can’t see anymore.

“She has a very maternal instinct. She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant. I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child.”

Too bad that maternal instinct doesn’t make her want to attend custody hearings, huh?

Regarding Britney’s bad British accent, Adnan said, “She just thinks it’s cute.”

Breaking news: it’s not actually cute.