The poster for Paris Hilton’s upcoming movie The Hottie and the Nottie makes the film look even worse than I assumed it would be. Despite this, feel free to line up for tickets now: it’s planned to hit theaters February 8, and I’m sure it will be a huge triumph.

I can’t believe this shit is being released to theaters….

The trailer is basically the movie, it’s just shorter and with less bullshit acting.

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Really Rums those gigantic-framed glasses (are there even any lenses in them?) will not make your gigantic head look proportionate to everyone else.

With all the plastic surgery Demi had, can she not find someone to transfer her Frankenstein-looking creation into somewhat decent looking? I’m not even asking for pretty or cute, just not hideous.

Here’s Rumer out on a date…. with a boy… last night. The boy isn’t bad looking. For his sake, I hope he’s blind.

According to Life & Style Magazine, Britney Spears accused ex-husband Kevin Federline of exposing their two sons to marijuana smoke. Britney reportedly demanded drug-testing for Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

“Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids,” says a friend. “She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”

“She’s asked the court-appointed monitor and her lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken,” an insider says.

Apparently, Britney wants to hold an emergency hearing to ask The Commish to make KFed submit to drug tests as well.

If I had to deal with KFed and Britney on a daily basis, I’d be hitting the weed pipe too. Shit. SPF and JJ’s first phrases were probably “pass the bong.”