Katie Holmes accompanied Tom Cruise to the Bambi Awards in Germany. Katie showed off her new haircut which further proves that she is just a giant walking doll for Tom Cruise to play dress-up with.

When is Katie Holmes going to realize that she is not a fashion icon? Katie Holmes and fashion go hand in hand like Tom Cruise and flats. It just doesn’t make sense.

It’s pretty right that one of America’s biggest hookers will host The Hooker’s Ball in Darwin, Australia this weekend. The event’s organizer said Tara Reid will dress in lingerie or as a hooker. So essentially she’ll be wearing her normal clothes! Ok, then.

The organizer said, “It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice …”

And apparently she agreed! If somebody managing a so called “hookers ball” immediately thought to have me as a special guest, that somebody would be waking up with two black eyes the next day. But I guess some fools will do anything for a little cash, I think they call them… yeah.

During an appearance at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party, Paris Hilton said she can’t wait to become “Auntie Paris” to BFF Nicole Richie’s unborn baby. With two months left to go in Nicole’s pregnancy, Paris has started planning her own.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

“[Nicole] is really excited, and happy, and a little scared,” Hilton said.

One snag with Paris’ pregnancy plans: she doesn’t have a dude to knock her up.

“I don’t have a boyfriend right now,” the Simple Life star insisted. “But I would love to start a family.”

God help us.