It’s pretty right that one of America’s biggest hookers will host The Hooker’s Ball in Darwin, Australia this weekend. The event’s organizer said Tara Reid will dress in lingerie or as a hooker. So essentially she’ll be wearing her normal clothes! Ok, then.

The organizer said, “It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice …”

And apparently she agreed! If somebody managing a so called “hookers ball” immediately thought to have me as a special guest, that somebody would be waking up with two black eyes the next day. But I guess some fools will do anything for a little cash, I think they call them… yeah.