Here we see Britney’s most famous fan Chris Crocker, blowing kisses to the cameras right after purchasing his copy of Ms. Spears latest album, “Blackout.” In a blue yarn dress, Crocker smiled wide for the cameras as he certainly spouted his confidence in his diva’s abilities to launch a successful comeback. Only time will tell. Now, you need a strong drink and we have a few we can happily recommend.

On My Ass recipe

1 part cherry vodka
1 part Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
1 part gin
1 part 151 proof rum

Pour liquors in equal parts into a shot glass. Mix once and top with a cherry.

Or

Naked on the Bathroom Floor recipe

1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Mix together in a short glass, and serve.