The News of the World claims that Lindsay Lohan is broke. When she returns to Los Angeles next week to shoot a movie, she’ll be staying in a friend’s guesthouse because she can’t afford a hotel. The old Lohan apparently blew $7 million in just a few months.

A source claims she spent $1 Million on just one hotel bill.

“Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast. She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count.”

This source also claims she blew almost $1 Million on chauffeurs.

That’s the kicker right there. WHAT, $1 Million on drivers??? Those are some plagiarize drivers then, because they let her ass drive herself and crash into trees and shit.

She also spent $1 Million on clothes, $350,000 on cars, $70,000 on tanning, $500,000 on partying alone and $137,000 on rehab.

Lohan is so hard up for cash that she’s selling off her Manhattan and Los Angeles pad.

This article is all sorts of funny. They had me until they got to the “driver” part. Please! Everyone knows that Lohan doesn’t pay for clothes! She steals that shit! They also forgot to include the cash she almost certainly wastes on her parents. Come on!