Victoria Beckham dressed as a gay Big Bird

Oct 9, 2007 in Victoria Beckham

Yes this is Victoria Beckham and yes she’s actually wearing that thing for a photoshoot. So Big Bird does have a sister. Her dress isn’t even the ugliest thing in these pictures. Not as long as she has those shoes. Is she from the future? This is Tom Cruise’s wet dream and I don’t mean he wants to do her. I mean he wants to be her! Tommy Girl would love to be a sexy alien seductress.

Is she afraid of smiling because she may get wrinkles? WTF is her problem. She looks like she needs a laxative.