Eva Longoria has the nastiest sex tape ever

Here’s the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody’s been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it’d be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: “Are you really sure we should be doing this? If it gets out it could be really embarrassing.” Her partner then replies: “Don’t worry baby I’m going to put it somewhere safe - like the glovebox of my car.” Funny? Meh. Cruel? Definitely.

I’m not ever watching another sex tape again, until Britney makes one. Is she still alive?

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