Paparazzi have already caught Britney Spears getting ready to party tonight. Britney was just caught leaving the swank Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. She looked like she just won the damn lottery after she dropped her kids off to KFed yesterday afternoon.

I thought Brit was going to have a nervous breakdown in front of all of us. Nope! She’s having a break-up! I’m not a parent, but I’m pretty sure if a judge took my kids away and I really loved them I’d probably be home holding their clothes, crying and shit like in the movies.

Don’t smile for the cameras like you did something good. Oh and you know she’s totally putting in her meth order on that blackberry.

Or maybe this IS the nervous breakdown. Have you never had that? When you life runs totally out of hand you can’t believe it and you just have to laugh at it? I mean bitch is crazy and lost her perspective on reality, I don’t think it will be long until her first suicide attempt.

Patience, my little friends. We call this “Denial”. I give her 36 hours before she either is hauled off by police from K-Fed’s for beating at his door and demanding the kids back, or she’ll turn up dead. Either way, they’ll find enough narcotics in her system to kill a horse.