Paris Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously burns her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is nuts. For the most part of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she at last said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore, because she’s moved on. Dave then basically tells her it’s the most interesting thing about her. At that point an audience member shouts “I Love You Paris!” and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, “Did you meet him in prison?”

Paris then complains and does stupid show displeasure and tells David not-to-not make her regret coming on. Pathetic!

Paris apparently burst into tears after the show. Her people told Dave’s people she would never do his show again.

Dave is fucking right. The most interesting thing about Paris is her whole jail saga. Nobody cares about her perfume, clothing line or stupid movie!