Every damn celebrity is coming out saying how he or she wants to help Britney Spears, but nobody is actually doing anything. Joey Fatone told Extra t hat Brit needs to come down to his house and relax.

He said, “I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal. Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”

Listen, Joey, I understand that you were the fat guy in N’Sync and Justin Timberlake got all the tail. Including Britney’s when it was fashionable to do so. Anyway, I have to admit, your plan, while desperate, is pretty clever. If you do get Britney to your house, there is a 110% chance get into your pants.

Apparently Joey Fatone is married and has kids.

Yeah Joey, I’m sure your wife really wants that around!