I wish someone would tell her that a cat died on top of her head, but I’m sure she doesn’t mind. I also wish someone told her that she got punk’d when that sales lady sold her a dress by Scott. Britney, Scott doesn’t make clothes. It’s sad. They make Scott Rapid-Dissolving Bathroom Tissue!

On the positive side, she’s wearing shoes to use the bathroom in Subway’s Sandwiches yesterday. At least, she’s doing that. Does she have any gays in her life? Britney needs a gay!Maybe she should call up Chrissy Crocker to give her some fashion tips. Truly. He is just the kind of gay Crazy Cheeto Girl needs. He will clean her up and kiss her ass at the same time. Chrissy wouldn’t let Brit out of her cage looking like this.