The 32-year-old mother of four said, “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”

“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively – I gave them up long ago.”

Mickey Mouse is most likely a short, middle-aged woman in a costume who hates life. I worked at Disneyland so I know this. The best part about working at Disneyland is seeing Snow White and Cinderella hike up their skirts in the back for a smoke break. Disney whores!