Britney Spears showed up at Winston’s nightclub with Cousin Alli this weekend looking a bit more bathed than usual. Of course, her dress was still wrecked, but we can’t expect miracles from her.
I love Britney the paranoid schizophrenic way she is. Keep doing your crazy stuff! Who needs help when you are rich!

Britney Spears is a great singer and dances like nobody else does. I love her single… My prerogative! Chaotic is the best show on Earth also!

I want to shave my head like Britney because I don’t want people to touch me anymore I don’t know if I’d dare to do it in public though!

I also want to scream “fat f*ck” and flash my private parts a few times but I might get arrested?

My favorite Britney lyrics are:
“They say I’m crazy, I really don’t care”
“You drive me crazy and it feels alright”

I want poop on a stick, Britney! Give it to me!

- From a fan with really bad taste (but it’s my prerogative to be a fan of sh*t) Omg I’m so crazy like my idol!

I’m getting into convulsions.