She’s confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she’s expecting a baby with rocker Joel Madden. The interview with Diane will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 this Friday.

She said, “Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”

This is going to be interesting. I thought skinny bones didn’t get their periods. Freak of nature and smallest baby ever! Guinness standby.

Well, congratulations to these two tools! I expect a truthfully hideous baby name from these two and nothing less! I hope they don’t let me down!

Nicole will also talk about going to the clink. “I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”