Britney Spears already wrote a letter to x17 apologizing over the “umbrella incident” and she decided to update her website with basically the same reason. It says:

“I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.”

Is Brit trying to be amusing and sarcastic? Is she referring to KFed as the husband and not playing his part so she has to take-over. Trying to decode this bitch makes my head hurt. And she wrote, “roll” for “role.” Sounding out a word is so 1st grade. Dumb bitch! What role? Is she saying she was getting prepared for an acting role? Are we to believe that any studio on this planet would risk a dime on this no talent child and really cast her in anything?