The actress, who dated Ellen DeGeneres during her “yeah I’m totally into women since I can’t land an A-list man” discourage, has left her husband Coley Laffoon, a cameraman. The two met, paradoxically, while working on a documentary about Ellen’s return to stand-up comedy. They have one son together, which they opted to name Homer — you know, so that he’ll get beat up a lot.

Why the split? Rumor has it that Anne has fallen for her “Men in Trees” co-star, James Tupper, who has — of course — a wife and child. There should really be an “Anne Heche Ruined My Life” support group. And Anne Heche should attend meetings regularly.

I’d feel pretty bad if I were Anne’s legal representative right about now. The only thing I can think of in her defense is that she has really well… hair?