Sarah Shahi Hates Paris Hilton

Sarah Shahi (Fairly Legal) slammed Paris Hilton on Twitter the other day calling her a horrible excuse for a human being and a dumb b*tch. Before she explained that Paris almost hit her with her car and ran a stop sign, everyone had already agreed with her. She tweeted:

– Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch
– Paris Hilton- horrible excuse for a human being
– What an irresponsible person… What a lame existence…
– I wouldn’t be as pissed if I wasn’t a mom
– “One more thing blonde piece of shit- you’re not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize… To humanity.” nowi’mdone.

Everything that Sarah Shahi said is true. To answer her question, the kid would probably have herpes and learn an important lesson at a young age: Women drivers, no survivors.

Paris Hilton Receives Lexus LFA For 30th Birthday

Paris Hilton turned 30 and for her birthday, her boyfriend Cy Waits bought her a bright yellow $375k Lexus LFA.

Her new Lexus LFA is built using an advanced, lightweight composite construction and powered by a 552bhp mid-mounted V10 engine. Boasting firecracker performance, it will reach 62mph in just 3.7 seconds and race on to a top speed beyond 200mph. But I doubt Paris could ever drive it that fast. Especially on the windy roads of the Hollywood Hills. After it rains. She’s just not talented or hot enough.

Paris Hilton Trick-or-Treat at the Playboy Mansion

Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can crop out Nikki and Paris’ fug little rat face and focus on her hot body and her nipple which was sort of poking out.