Sharon Stone’s Ass Is A Fine Triple Crème Brie

Sharon Stone’s Ass Is A Fine Triple Crème Brie

“I haven’t worked out in a couple of months because I just didn’t feel like it. But now I’m going on vacation and I know what they’re going to do — [the tabloids] are going to put a circle around my ass and do one of those crazy magnified pictures saying, ‘What happened to her ass? It’s a bag of cheese. I would just like to say it’s a fine triple crème brie! Right when they zoom in I should have a tattoo on my ass that says, ‘You wish you could get a bite of this.’”

She’s still hot… and has a great sense of humor about how the press will very likely portray her! I can’t imagine being under that kind of scrutiny, I would be crucified: “Look at the giant wheel of cheddar!”.