Oct 13, 2009 | In DUMB BITCH OF THE DAY, Karl Lagerfeld | No Comments »
Curvy women have no place on the catwalk, German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld said:
“No one wants to see curvy women,” Lagerfeld said. “You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly.” Fashion is about “dreams and illusions.”
Whenever I read a cunt-covered quote from our Uncle Karl, I immediately bring up a picture of Fat Karl.
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Oct 13, 2009 | In Michael Jackson | No Comments »
He may be gone, but just like Tupac, he keeps pumping out hits! The new Michael Jackson single “This Is It,” has now hit the internet. The song will be released as part of the This Is It album, a musical companion to the film, that will come out at the end of this month. Check it out!
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Oct 12, 2009 | In PORN, Shauna Sand | No Comments »
Vivid Entertainment acquired a hardcore sex tape featuring the plastic Shauna Sand and plan to release it October 19. Shauna admits she in fact made several sex tapes with her Miami boyfriend, but did not “sign off on this.” Obviously not too thrilled, she has summoned the power of her attorney.
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
Vivid founder Steven Hirsch isn’t too worried claiming they legally obtained the tape from a third party.
“We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it … We’re comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage.”
If in fact this tape gets blocked and you really want to see it regardless of your stomach warning you not to, just watch someone have sex with a life size Barbie doll with big, fake Barbie breasts in ten-inch heels. It’ll be the exact same thing except the girl will be way hotter.
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