She nabbed the title of Esquire‘s sexiest woman alive in 2006, and now Scarlett Johansson has earned the spot again, making her the first gal to score the honor twice. This makes me think that they know something we don’t know. We’re probably all ghosts and she’s the only living human on the planet. That’s the only explanation for this shit.
The November issue of Esquire hits newsstands Oct. 15. The past Sexiest Women Alive ladies include Mila Kunis (2012), Rihanna (2011), Minka Kelly (2010), Kate Bekinsale (2009), Halle Berry (2008), Charlize Theron (2007) and Jessica Biel (2005).
Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Nate Naylor, reportedly call it quits after dating for about a year. “She broke up with him last week,” one source who knows both parties tells PEOPLE. “He’s pretty upset but the writing was on the wall. A lot of people were surprised it lasted this long.”
I don’t get the graffiti reference, but this is first time I’ve ever heard of Nate Naylor so I guess I’m surprised, too. Does Nate Naylor even know he was dating Scarlett Johansson? Somebody should check on that.
Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone was hacked back in March, and there were rumors nekkid pictures were forthcoming. Well, here they are. Enjoy Scarlett’s nipples and ass crack for the next 10 seconds, which is how long it will take before her lawyers threaten to break my kneecaps and make me take them down.