Earlier this year, Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon put together a tape for Sarah’s boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, called “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” Last night, Jimmy had his revenge with Matt’s BFF Ben Affleck.

Featuring appearances by: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin from Superbad, and Meatloaf.

Sarah Silverman gave Jimmy Kimmel a special pressie for his 5th Anniversary last night on his show. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have dated for years now, but it turns out she’s had a secret all this time. Sarah is either on or off and she’s on here. Although, Matt Damon sort of steals her thunder. Who knew that meat head could be so funny? The whole Matt Damon thing is a running joke on Jimmy’s show. Jimmy always makes jokes about not having time for Damon.

Pretty much all of America is pissed off at Sarah Silverman this morning for robbing us of what was supposed to be a magical performance by Britney Spears. A “source” told X17 that the comedian is to blame for Britney’s lethargic performance:

Check it out — we’re all wondering why Britney looked like she was doing a dry run rather than a full-on VMAs gig tonight and X17 has the answer! A source tells X17 Brit found out about Sarah Silverman’s crappy line about Britney’s babies just moments before she took the stage to perform “Gimme More.” Needless to say, Britney was PISSED! … as any mom would be. Britney was so upset she walked through her performance just to get it over with (despite encouragement from her friends, including Sam who was apparently yelling at Sarah backstage) to skip out on it all together). She held up her end of the bargain and got a major slap in the face from Sarah.

Here’s what Silverman said about Britney’s kids (video above):

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see. They are so cute. They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

And here’s what MSNBC Gossip wrote a few months ago:

By far the most explosive revelation featured in the Star report is how [Britney Spears] speaks to her brood. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason (your) father left,’” claims the source.
Why stop with Britney’s performance? I also blame Silverman for 9/11, the current housing slump, and possibly the Civil War. I’m still doing my math on that last one.