File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says:

According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.

Based on the screen shots alone, that could be absolutely anybody or anything. It could be Jon Grosselin, it could be Kate Gosselin’s possum head, it could be Khloe Kardashian without her weave on or it could be my Uncle Ryan after getting his back waxed.

Late Night host Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time. The two split last July only to get back together a few months later. Now it looks like the relationship is over for good or until they realize no one else can stand their jokes which, by my estimate, will happen in six months.

A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.

And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I’m totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren’t for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would’ve sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!

Earlier this year, Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon put together a tape for Sarah’s boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, called “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” Last night, Jimmy had his revenge with Matt’s BFF Ben Affleck.

Featuring appearances by: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin from Superbad, and Meatloaf.

Sarah Silverman gave Jimmy Kimmel a special pressie for his 5th Anniversary last night on his show. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have dated for years now, but it turns out she’s had a secret all this time. Sarah is either on or off and she’s on here. Although, Matt Damon sort of steals her thunder. Who knew that meat head could be so funny? The whole Matt Damon thing is a running joke on Jimmy’s show. Jimmy always makes jokes about not having time for Damon.

Pretty much all of America is pissed off at Sarah Silverman this morning for robbing us of what was supposed to be a magical performance by Britney Spears. A “source” told X17 that the comedian is to blame for Britney’s lethargic performance:

Check it out — we’re all wondering why Britney looked like she was doing a dry run rather than a full-on VMAs gig tonight and X17 has the answer! A source tells X17 Brit found out about Sarah Silverman’s crappy line about Britney’s babies just moments before she took the stage to perform “Gimme More.” Needless to say, Britney was PISSED! … as any mom would be. Britney was so upset she walked through her performance just to get it over with (despite encouragement from her friends, including Sam who was apparently yelling at Sarah backstage) to skip out on it all together). She held up her end of the bargain and got a major slap in the face from Sarah.

Here’s what Silverman said about Britney’s kids (video above):

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see. They are so cute. They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

And here’s what MSNBC Gossip wrote a few months ago:

By far the most explosive revelation featured in the Star report is how [Britney Spears] speaks to her brood. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason (your) father left,’” claims the source.
Why stop with Britney’s performance? I also blame Silverman for 9/11, the current housing slump, and possibly the Civil War. I’m still doing my math on that last one.

Yes, they teased us warm-blooded guys (and I’m sure a bunch of girls too) with their near-kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. Not cool!

Also, once we get over the initial excitement of this spectacular act, it’s pretty obvious that this was a lame effort at generating shock value and attention.

I’m sorry but Sarah Silverman is absurdly comical. She is so insensitive and unfortunate and in your face. She will offend anybody, and she acts so like, whatever, about it. She pissed Paris off.

Paris Hilton needs to get a sense of humor, although Sarah’s joke was pretty rude… she still needs to learn to laugh at herself.

Sarah said she totally knows Paris is going to get special treatment in jail… they spark to a kind of smirking Paris… Then she says… Yeah I heard the jail guards are completely going to make the jail bars look like penises. Then… I’M REALLY WORRIED SHE’S GOING TO BREAK HER TEETH.

Sarah Silverman is humiliated of her “pathetic” behavior when she came face-to-face with Angelina Jolie recently. The 36-year-old, who is hosting the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, was shooting the “Sarah Silverman Program” when she found out Jolie was also filming on the studio lot.

Silverman says, “Angelina Jolie was shooting a commercial for Japan right next door to us. And we all decided to write outside that day. She came over and said hi and said she watches the show. She’s so strikingly beautiful. None of us could work the rest of the day until we knew she was gone. It was so pathetic.”