Lohan was spotted leaving Ronson’s house this morning at 3:30. Presumably after spending the night and having angry lesbian sex.

This wasn’t the first time the two have been spotted together. In early May, Lohan tried to sneak out of Ronson’s home at 6:30 AM.

I’m not even sure what Ronson has to offer that makes Lindsay keep coming back. Money? Fame? Power? Understanding? An emotional bond? A 10 inch penis? Which is it?

Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was blaming the paparazzi and Ronson family members for making her boyfriend Samantha Ronson change all her locks. She kept saying this while she couldn’t get into Sam’s house. Well, it finally sunk in and now Lindsay Lohan tells E! that she and Ronson have broken up. Lindsay, still fooling herself, is calling it a “brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Ronson, however, was looking to file a restraining order against Lohan as early as Monday evening. OK! says Sam’s mother and sister were at the police department asking about TRO’s to “send a message” to Lindsay.

The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”

“[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.”

“She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”

“She got up illegally to our room,” Charlotte told the policeman. “She does these acts of public humiliation. It is all for attention… She was also got physical with Mark.”

When this restraining order gets filed, Lindsay will probably go, “It’s cool. It’s cool. Sam and I are just seeing if we’re able to have a long distance relationship. This is just a test of our love.” Meanwhile, 500 yards away, Sam will be buying a gun.

Samantha Ronson is the latest microcelebrity to join Twitter (@jackdaniels9) and we are already becoming fans of her… Take the latest picture that she uploaded to Twitpic: a cokey cake with powdered sugar “lines” on the top because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she’s missing out on. Who knew Samantha was so creative?

Samantha’s twin sister, Charlotte Ronson, reportedly barred Lindsay from her “I Heart Ronson” fashion show on Friday night, leaving the starlet outside Bar Marmont, restrained by five security guards.

OK! says that when Lindsay tried to enter, she was reportedly “held back at the door by five bouncers,” because they were apparently under strict instructions to “look out for Lindsay” and “not to let her in under any circumstances.”

The magazine’s source says that before the show, the Ronson family had gone out of their way to keep the actress out: “Unless Lindsay rams a truck through the red carpet or skydives in, she won’t be here.”
And a source at the party confirms to E! that the Ronsons had asked Lohan not to attend.

As Sam DJ’d at the event, Lindsay retreated to her room at the Chateau Marmont. Lindsay then did the next logical thing: she Twittered about her failed relationship with Sam, accusing Sam of cheating, and adding that Charlotte needed lose “a stone or 10.”

@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry

@jackdaniels9 being cheated on does wonders to you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you
about 10 hours ago from web

@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9

Sam kept a low-profile for the rest of the weekend. On Saturday, photographers snapped a locksmith changing the locks on the homshee used to share with Lindsay. Meanwhile, Lindsay stayed at the Chateau Marmont with her mother and sister.

In the wake of rampant reports of friction between the couple, TMZ published a story on Monday evening claiming that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson ended their relationship. Shortly after, Lindsay spoke out on her Myspace blog, denying she and Sam called it quits.

RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

xoxox Lindsay

They may not have broken up over the weekend, but you know that shit is coming. And, no, I don’t think it’ll be because of the fighting. It’s gonna be because of dick. Lindsay’s gone over year without it. You know she’s dying on the inside. Sincerely – and I swear to god I’m not exaggerating here – when they finally break up, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lindsay fucks 10 guys that night.

Everything is right with the world again. Paris Hilton is single and Lindsay Lohan has been getting trashed every night in London for the past week. Look at those bags under her eyes. Anyway, Lohan and Ronson got into a fight in London last night over a big dick named Calum Best. Lohan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum’s Gouda peen and the two met up again at a club. A source said Lohan and Calum danced together which made Samantha Ronson one angry lezzie. Lohan and Samantha apparently started fighting which ended in both of them leaving the club.

They got into the car together, but when they arrived back at their hotel, Samantha stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn’t really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.

Lohan stayed behind in the car for around 10-minutes. One source said, “It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left.”

Okay, you know shit is bad when you’re fighting about Calum Best! The douche isn’t even hot when you look at him upside down while jacking it. Almost everyone is hot when your head and genitals are fighting for blood flow. Don’t look at me that way!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s rumored wedding is gonna have to be put on hold. California voters last night narrowly passed Proposition 8, which eliminates the right of same-sex couples to marry. Lohan is holding out hope due to a loophole in the law which allows marriage “if your partner looks like she probably has a penis.”

Samantha and Lindsay are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Is there such a thing as too much Lindsay Lohan in a bikini? Ha ha, of course not! That’s like asking if there can be too much blue sky or too much Wild Turkey Bourbon in your morning coffee.. But I have one simple request; can you Paparazzi guys stop putting Sam in the shots? You’re killing everything that is good about them, including my erection.

I’m mildly surprised Samantha’s wearing a normal bikini. Not only is Samantha wearing a bikini, but it’s pink… I guess I expected something more lesbianish. Like jean shorts or cargo pants. At long last, we finally have an idea of what Samantha Ronson looks like naked! Pale and pasty, like the underbelly of a fish, with sculpted physique of a pre-chewed wad of spongecake.

Here’s more of these two hipster gayelles in Los Cabos, Mexico.

“Loveline” is pretty much unlistenable ever since Adam Carolla left, but something pretty good did happen Sunday night, when the host Stryker did a phone interview with Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan about Travis Barker and DJ AM. As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time.”

Slap me twice with a strap-on and feed me a dental dam! I am SHOCKED! I thought they were just girlfriends who went shopping and talked about boys together? You mean to tell me that they are giving each other moustaches and squirting in each other’s faces?! You know Samantha is a squirter. Her facial expressions tell me this.