If you’re anything like me, hearing one more thing about that damn royal wedding might send you into a complete fit of rage. So thankfully, people are trying to spice things up and keep our interest at least a little longer. How you ask? Easy … royal condoms.
Aptly named Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction, these rubbers are of the blue and gold variety and for just five pounds:
“promise a royal union of pleasure.”
While these condoms are definitely great for collectors, I think banging like a royal would definitely warrant ripping these suckers open and putting them to some good, carnal use.
While Queen Elizabeth II and other members of the royal family spent Easter Sunday at Windsor Castle, Prince William opted to mark the holiday with the Middletons.
Reports say William, 28, joined his fiancee’s family at church in Berkshire, England, followed by a lunch at their home in Bucklebury.
According to People magazine, William was spotted being driven to the Middleton home on Sunday. The Express reports that William and the Middletons spent four hours over lunch at their five-bedroom home.
“Prince William is very close to Catherine’s family and he intends to make sure that the couple spend their fair share of time with them at special periods of the year such as Christmas and Easter,” a royal source told the Express.
Members of the royal family who celebrated Easter at Windsor Castle included the Queen; her husband, Prince Philip; Prince Andrew, Duke of York; Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie of York; Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex; Sophie, Countess of Wessex; and Princess Anne, Princess Royal.
Prince Charles is currently in Scotland with wife Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, and will return to London in time for his son’s wedding. He will reportedly skip a dinner for foreign royalty in order to spend time with William on the night before the nuptials.
Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry’s on-and-off girlfriend, will be one of the guests at the royal wedding.
Prince Harry shouldn’t be feeling too lonely as he fulfills his best man duties at brother Prince William’s wedding to Kate Middleton on Friday. The red-headed royal will have on-and-off girlfriend Chelsy Davy to keep him company.
According to People.com, 25-year-old Davy is among the confirmed guests expected to attend the nuptials at Westminster Abbey.
Like Prince William and his bride-to-be, Prince Harry, 26, and Davy have traveled a long, winding road to get to this point. The pair has broken up several times since beginning their romance in 2004, most recently last fall when his military obligations reportedly put too much distance between them. They reunited in February, although their relationship may soon be tested again. With Prince Harry’s recent promotion to captain in the British army, he will now be based in Suffolk, People reported. Davy, meanwhile, will begin a law job this fall in London, 80 miles from her beau.