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Aug 19, 2008 in Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Roseanne Barr | 0 Comments

Roseanne Barr, who I once had a modicum of respect for, has taken to her blog in an effort, one can only assume, to gain quick entrance into VH1’s next celebreality television show, “Celebrity Asylum.” Indeed, only a couple of months after suggesting that Barack Obama is “an empty suit selling ‘hope’ in lieu of Truth” who supports “corporate racist anti worker bullshit,” she has now seen fit to go after Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in a post addressed to Jon Voight:
Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.
Point being: If you’re going to talk shit about celebrities, Roseanne, pick someone worthy of scorn, like say: Spencer and Heidi, who donate nothing but stupidity to humanity. At least Jolie and Pitt make an effort.
Something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie’s rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, “God? It’s me, Saint Angelina. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it.”