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International model and soon-to-be Oscar nominee, Phoebe Price, showed the paparazzi that she does not have cellulite after these bikini pictures made there way onto the internet (and probably every major high fashion magazine in the universe) yesterday.

That’s scary. I didn’t know it was physically possible to be that white. Anne Frank had a better tan than this bitch.

Actress and model Phoebe Price was walking her usual track of Robertson Blvd yesterday. Instead of looking for johns, she looks for paps! She found ‘em outside the Newsroom Cafe in Beverly Hills and did a little photo shoot for them. What the fuck is she wearing? Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals… they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out). Seriously, this woman is fugly and borderline retarded, I hope she lives forever.

I don’t even know what to say. Seeing Phoebe Price in a bikini trying to be sexy in front of a leased automobile is not helping my hangover.Actually it is, because I think I’m totally going to ralph. This has to be illegal in some counties. That being said, Phoebe is like the middle-aged slut of the trailer park that tries to sleep with all the husbands and their sons but no one wants to hit it…

Bentleys should never be abused in such a horrific manner.