Anne Hathaway

Cameron Diaz

Heidi Klum

Jennifer Garner

Jessica Alba

Nicole Kidman

Penelope Cruz

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That’s nasty! I’m sorry, but where I come from incest belongs in unwanted dreams. We’ve all had dreams where we’re doing something we shouldn’t be doing with a family member — they’re called nightmares. I haven’t had one of those in several years (thank God!), but I do remember waking up wanting to kill someone in my family after they appeared in a couple of my disgusting nightmares. It wasn’t their fault (it sure wasn’t mine though!), but seeing them the next day just made me want to bust a cap in their ass.

Penelope Cruz isn’t at all like me. She and her sister Monica play sexy translators in their brother Eduardo’s new music video. The two sisters get so hot watching lesbian porn that they simply cannot resist each other! Eduardo is hoping the incest will launch his career in pop music.

Penelope didn’t use incest to give her career a boost; she just became a beard for Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey. This led me to believe she is a lesbian, but I always assumed she was gay for Salma Hayek. Turns out, it was her sister all along! Whatever the case may be, it’s got me thinking… Did anybody ever become famous by using his or her talent — and talent alone?

Penelope, Charlize, Anna and Kylie were just a few of the lovely ladies who came out for the Christian Dior Cruise Collection 2008 show in NYC last night. Are those two ladies in the middle picture having a challenge to see who can look the most emaciated?