Nicole Kidman obviously doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong, because this dress is WRONG! It looks like something Tommy Girl would prance around in. Nicole, it’s time to move away from Tommy Girl. Put away his clothes.

Here’s Nicole at the Tokyo photocall for “The Golden Compass.” She’s looking so… fresh and tight. She must have hired scientists to scour the Amazon looking for some kind of rare monkey pee to replace her beloved botox.

After weeks of rumors, Nicole Kidman finally confirmed she is expecting a child with husband Keith Urban. The actress’ rep issued the following statement to Extra:

“Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple is thrilled.”

Although unconfirmed, Page Six reported yesterday that Nicole dropped out of director Stephen Daldry’s post-World War II Germany drama, “The Reader,” because she was worried about the safety of her baby.

Daily Mail is reporting that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child with Keith Urban.

The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the “love of my life”, broke the news to their families over the Christmas holiday.

The 40-year-old Australian star had already spoken of “winding down” her film-making activities as much as possible next year.

Take this news with a grain of salt, because we’ve heard pregnancy rumors about this broad almost every other month. I’ll believe it when I see Nicole sporting a fat-ass bump.