Miley Cyrus Got A New Dog Tattoo

Miley Cyrus Got A New Dog Tattoo

Miley Cyrus should probably be banned from contact with animals for life, considering every dog she owns dies young or gets abandoned quickly after she takes it in/buys it/however she gets it. Remember her 2-year-old Alaskan Klee Kai called Floyd that died seemingly out of nowhere? And that’s not even mentioning Lila, another of her dogs that died. Several more dogs have come and gone since then, and she even very recently got a new puppy called Emu Coyne Cyrus, but Floyd has apparently not been forgotten.

Miley, Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips and some other randoms got a tattoo this weekend at an LA house party in memory of Floyd and I really don’t get what’s happening. As in, why the hell is Wayne Coyne so into hanging out with Miley to the point where her new dog’s middle name is named after him and he’s getting a tattoo for her dead dog that he never met? Why are her friends getting tattoos for a dead dog they never owned, why is she still sticking her tongue out when I thought she was retiring that move… the questions go on and on.

If you want to see this thing up close and personal, here ya go:

Miley Cyrus Got A New Dog Tattoo

Miley Cyrus On The Cover Of Elle Magazine May 2014

Miley Cyrus On The Cover Of Elle Magazine May 2014

Miley Cyrus covers the May issue of Elle Magazine, and rather than appearing in a cleavage-baring ensemble or sticking her tongue out, the 21-year-old singer rocks a Marc Jacobs suit and keeps it conservative!

Miley tweeted the cover shot and wrote,“#ElleYeah @ELLEmagazine @MarcJacobsIntl I <3 MJ.” Can’t wait to see the rest of her pictures for the spread — and hear what she has to say!

DUMB BITCH OF THE DAY

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In this, a promo video for Love magazines, Miley Cyrus — though she’s dressed in a demure black dress and rocking orange hair styled into what could only be called a “pumpkin” haircut – bares her undercarriage, which, though blurred, features a drawn-on penis standing at attention. Aren’t we all so, so lucky.

She and Amanda Bynes will soon share a room.