He may be gone, but just like Tupac, he keeps pumping out hits! The new Michael Jackson single “This Is It,” has now hit the internet. The song will be released as part of the This Is It album, a musical companion to the film, that will come out at the end of this month. Check it out!

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Here’s Michael Jackson This Is It trailer, which aired during Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards.

Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn’t buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards. But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says today may be the day.

Michael Jackson’s burial will finally take place at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park on Thursday. He’ll be laid to rest near many of his longtime heroes, such as Walt Disney and Nat King Cole.
Aside from immediate family, expect Jackson family confidants, such as Rev. Al Sharpton, to attend the 4 p.m. PT burial.
As for the ceremony itself, “it won’t be a religious one,” according to the family source. “The kids (Paris, Prince and Blanket) might say something, too, but the plan is to have (Jackson’s brother) Randy deliver the eulogy.”
The family has said it wants this to be a private event; however, sources close to the clan say to expect to see “private” portions surface on the A&E reality show about the Jackson brothers that is currently being taped.

Of course it’s gonna be filmed for a TV show. Why wouldn’t it be. What’s the point in burying someone if you can’t make any money off it? They probably had to wait so long to finish a Michael mannequin to go in the coffin, because Joe ground his bones into a powder months ago. He stirs it up as a drink and sells it to aspiring singers. If you want Joe to wear a big scary witch doctors mask while you stand in a circle of candles on the spot where Michael died as you drink it, that’s extra.

Macaulay Culkin is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jackson’s 7-year-old son, thanks to the miracle of in vitro fertilization. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a young boys semen in his fridge.

After waiting over two months for toxicology results, the L.A. County Coroner just announced the cause of Michael Jackson’s death.

The death was ruled a homicide!

And, the official cause of death was due to Acute Propofol intoxication – along with the possibly contributing Benzodiazepine effect.

Benzodiazepines are drugs used to treat anxiety and insomnia, of which Lorazepam (Ativan), Midazolam (Versed), Diazepam (Valium), Lidocaine (topical anesthetic) and Ephedrine (used to treat hypotension associated with anesthesia) were found in his system.

Per the LAPD, the complete Coroner’s report will not be released due to security measures.

The Jackson family just released a statement:

“The Jackson family again wishes to commend the actions of the Coroner, the LAPD and other law enforcement agencies, and looks forward to the day that justice can be served.”

You may have heard something about Omer Bhatti, the 25-year-old from Norway many suspect to be Michael Jackson’s secret son. Well, Joe Jackson today confirmed that it’s true.

“Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did,” Joe Jackson told NewsOne/TVOne of the alleged love child. “He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson. This boy is a fantastic dancer.”

What Joe really wants to know is if Omer can make money like a Jackson? I think The Jackson 3 just became The Jackson 4! Joe’s waving his pimp hand around Omer’s head! If you look directly into Joe’s eyes and don’t turn to stone, you’ll see little glittery dollar signs forming in his pupils.

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The L.A. coroner’s official toxicology report on Michael Jackson is due any day now and it may be what investigators need to charge his personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, with manslaughter. Dr. Murray has been the focus of a manslaughter investigation, because investigators believe that he’s the one who gave Michael Jackson the deadly dose of Propofol. The police believe this, because apparently, Dr. Conrad Murray admitted it two days after Michael’s death. That’s what TMZ claims anyway.

An LAPD source told them that Dr. Murray regularly gave Michael Propofol to help him sleep. And I thought I was hardcore by taking a Tylenol PM with a shot of whiskey to help me go off to dreamland.

The day Michael died, Dr. Murray gave him an IV drip of the powerful anesthesia. Dr. Murray did it without monitoring Michael by an EKG which apparently is a huge no-no in the medical community. The police source went on to say that they believe Dr. Murray even took a little nap while administering the drug. When he woke up, Michael was already dead from heart failure.

Dude is fucked. Hopefully.

Those rumors that Michael Jackson’s nose had completely caved in on itself after dozens of rhinoplasties might be true after all. New reports are claiming that Michael Jackson’s entire nose was missing from his face when taken to the Los Angeles morgue!

In the place where one would expect Michael’s nose to be laid a “small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage,” according to big-mouthed coroners at the county morgue.

Jackson allegedly wore a prosthetic nose to hide the horrifying effects of his plastic surgery abuse, something the late King of Pop was “notoriously shy” about.

Presently Mr Bhatti is seeking a DNA test to prove that he is really Jackson’s son.

Jermaine Jackson Michael’s brother had announced that Omer Bhatti will be welcomed into the family if he could prove that he is the fourth child of Jackson.

Jermaine also added that he is not yet sure whether Omer is his brother’s son. But if he is a Jackson, he would be treated exactly the same as Michael’s three younger children, Prince Michael, 12, Paris Michael, 11, and Blanket (Prince Michael II) seven.

A Fox News report in 2004 claimed Michael had been telling his friends he was the father, but they were unsure whether or not to believe him.

However, Omer’s appearance and his physical similarities to Michel ’s official son Blanket, has indeed fuelled speculation that he might be the son of Michael Jackson.

Jackson was introduced to Omer way back in 1996 he was highly impressed by the imitation dance move of then 12 years old Omer. on the following year Jackson invited the whole family at Neverland ranch to stay with him. Omer’s father Riz Bhatti worked as a chauffeur and Omer’s mother Pia Bhatti became the caretaker of Blanket.

Michael Jackson named his 80-year-old mother, Katherine, official guardian of his kids, but they still have to go through a bunch of court shit before she permanently gets granted custody. TMZ says that even if she gets custody, the eldest Jackson, Rebbie, will primarily raise Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket. Apparently, the entire family, Joe doesn’t count, agrees that Rebbie should be the one.

Rebbie (who has had 59 birthdays) has been living in Las Vegas with her husband of 20 years, but temporarily moved her life to Encino after Michael’s death so that she could help her mother care for the kids.

And this is what we call “making a whole lot of fucking sense.” Rebbie doesn’t seem like a Crazy McCrazy to me and I’m pretty sure she won’t push those kids out on the ho stroll.