Lily Allen updated her Twitter feed this morning to show off the new “Shhh…” finger tat that Lindsay Lohan went with her to get in West Hollywood. No word on if this was a tribute to Rihanna who has almost the same tattoo.

I don’t wanna call Lily a copycat because it looks more like a “bhhh”, which makes even less sense.

Lily Allen partied at Bungalow 8 in this delightful little… uh, ensemble Saturday night. What the hell are you supposed call that? A bib-crotch? A onesie? I’m going with “Little Ho Peep” meets “Popeye the Sailor Man” because “donkey dickery” just doesn’t do it justice.

Lily Allen recently opened up (pun intended) about her lesbian three-way with identical twins. She told the Gay Times:

“I did once snog identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my ass on one of them. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

She might have called it a “three-way lesbian romp with twins,” but I have another name for it: incest. Sometimes I have dreams that Lily Allen stops talking and just makes music. It’s just a dream, though.