Just when you thought Lady Gaga couldn’t get any wilder, she goes ahead and wears something like this. Sure, she has a shitload of money (for now), but I’m pretty sure that bitch stole the accumulated dust and dog hair from my vacuum to make that stunning headpiece. If we’re lucky, a giant condor will swoop that up and make a nest.
Girl. You know your face is fug. We know your face is fug. Just wear big shades. Jeezuz, get it together, girl.