Damn, I’m moving to St. Barth! The last time I stripped down naked in a car here in California I got six months in prison. Classical police bullshit, too, irritates a guy who was just trying to sleep it off for the night instead of getting behind the wheel and driving drunk. And I know the car wasn’t exactly “mine” and was in a locked garage and that garage was behind a ten foot security wall but, c’mon, that’s just semantics.

REMINDER: I don’t want to be a marine biologist when I grow up; I wanna be the guy that bends down to put the shoes on the supermodel.

I don’t even think the whole threesome thing with Brad, Angelina, and Karolina Kurkova is true, but anyway, she has a nice body and butt so here are some pictures of her! Czech supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova was spotted at a photoshoot in New York City sporting super small shorts and some cellulite.