Mar 10, 2009 in JUSTICE, Kelly Killoren Bensimon | 0 Comments

Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Killoren Bensimon was arrested last week on charges that she assaulted her estranged boyfriend.
The 40-year-old reality personality’s boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov told police that Kelly punched him in the face, causing a laceration below his left eye.
She turned herself in on Thursday and was slapped with a misdemeanor charge of assault.
“Last week, Ms. Bensimon was charged with a misdemeanor and has entered a plea of not guilty,” says her attorney. “We are confident that the charges are unfounded and we look forward to a quick resolution.”
Kelly is due back in court on March 31.
Nov 7, 2008 in JUSTICE, R. Kelly | 0 Comments

R. Kelly’s 15-year-old nephew was shot late last night — and cops say he was trying to rob a barbershop.
The nephew was shot twice by the store owner, according to police — but the victim’s father Carey Kelly (R.’s brother) says the kid may have just been an innocent victim of someone else who was robbing the store.
The nephew is currently being treated at a Chicago area hospital for a chest wound.
Oct 24, 2008 in Anne Hathaway, JUSTICE, Raffaello Follieri | 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to 4½ years in prison yesterday after pleading guilty to 14 counts of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy back in September. According to People Magazine
Follieri, who conceivably could have faced up to 265 years in prison, had agreed not to appeal a sentence less than 63 months in prison. The bureau of prisons will decide the level of security under which he’ll be placed.
Follieri delivered a statement in which he said, “What I did was wrong and there is no point in making excuses. … I will never be able to wash away the shame. … I just hope that someday those who have been hurt by my actions will forgive me.”
I suppose 4½ years is still better than 265 years. Even though 4½ civilian years actually translates to – let’s see, carry the one, divide by five, and… roughly 3,768 ass-rapings, give or take a few. Prison years works kinda like dog years, except instead of factoring in the person’s age, you use the penis factorial as your variable. See, math can be fun!