Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn’t cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston paid a total of $56,000 to keep her mop looking like this.

McMillan accompanied the 40-year-old on a first-class flight from Los Angeles to London at an estimated cost of over $20,000 each before being treated to a seven-day all expenses paid stay in several top hotels for around $14,000 and a second flight to Paris costing $5,600.

In addition, his daily fee is said to cost another $2,000 per day, pushing up his paycheck up by another $14,000.

Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And in this economy!

She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.

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Scientists from around the world will be taking a break from finding the cure for cancer and other stuff, so that they can devote all their time to studying the clip from last night’s Oscars of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie’s showdown! Okay, maybe scientists won’t be studying this mess, but you know every entertainment show and celebrity will bring in “body language” experts to dissect this from top to bottom.

Jennifer Aniston presented Best Cartoon Movie with Jack Black and the camera panned to Angelina twice. Jolie came prepared, because she had her game face on. Her fake ass smile said “awwwww,” but her eyes said, “Fail, bitch. Fail!” Aniston was up there like a lamb brought to slaughter. She should have hot boxed in the parking lot, because bitch was like Octomom without her IVF fix.

And it’s not in the clip above, but when Aniston opened the envelope, she murdered that thing. I almost thought she was going to throw it on the ground and start stomping on it while screaming, “You are so uncool! Uncool you are!” You know whose smug mug Jennifer was picturing on that envelope.

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of sight. Gasp! Tension you could cut it with a knife.

When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, “I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don’t know why we let him out of the house.”

The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.

When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.

Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.

As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped.

See now? That wasn’t so hard now, was it? Imagine how much easier the media would have gone on them if they would have just been friendly to each other before this. And there’s nothing wrong with staying friendly with your exes. It’s supposed to be really healthy, even. I say this objectively speaking of course, because I would literally set my boyfriend’s ex on fire before I let her come near us.