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Britney Spears’ father Jamie has been granted temporary conservatorship over her daughter’s estate by an L.A. court yesterday. What that means is Jamie is principally in charge of Britney’s life right now — medical treatment, business and liquid assets, etc. — until Monday. Jamie can do cool shit like change the locks to Britney’s house to keep out whoever the hell he wants (probably Britney’s “manager” Sam Lutfi who the judge issued a restraining order against today which means he has to stay away from Britney for the next 22 days) and revoke any contracts she recently signed (goodbye new Mercedes). Of course Britney freaked the hell out when she found this out because she hates her father. TMZ writes:

In a heavy British accent, a ballistic Brit screamed (about her parents), “I’m so sick of all of this they can have the God Damn house and stick it up their f**king asses. Actually, no they can’t.” Brit, who sounded drugged up, was furious that her dad became a conservator of her estate. She was screaming at the top of her lungs, at times impossible to understand. At one point she screamed, “Nobody’s taking my house. Who is my family?”

Britney said she did not want her parents near her home and at one point said she would go to court to fight them.

I feel for the people staying in that psych ward right now, I truly do. They thought they’d be in for a nice relaxing week away from that voice in their head that tells them to light small animals on fire and then someone really crazy like Britney comes along. They’re almost certainly not getting any sleep. I bet they look like hell. I think we should send a nice fruit tray to cheer them up. Remember though, no forks or knives!