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Madonna said in a radio interview last week that her husband Guy Ritchie went through a period of not wanting to have sex because he was on “The Cookie Diet,” in which the dieter is supposed eat nothing but four cookies a day for three weeks straight.

So yeah, I don’t know what eating cookies has to do with not having sex with Madonna either, but clearly Guy is mighty desperate to be getting this creative. I guess there’s only so many times you can use the ol’ headache alibi to explain why your penis left behind a GONE FISHIN’ note and cloud of dust when it got the hell out of dodge. I guess the old saying is true: “Avoiding servicing the Beast is the mother of invention.”

Here’s Madonna leaving her London gym.

She famously works out for at least three hours a day to fit into skin-tight costumes and the tiniest of designer clothes.

But judging by this picture, it seems that Madonna’s persistent exercise regime may be taking its toll on her face.

For goodness sake she’s sucking her cheeks in! Its impossible she could look so much different from pictures taken a couple of weeks ago.

Another explanation is that the singer is a victim of her own success - because of her svelte figure; it’s hard to remember the mother of two is 48 years old.

Leaving the Locanda Locatelli restaurant in central London this week wearing minimal make-up and an austere black outfit topped by a silvery trilby hat, her razor-sharp cheekbones stood out.